Texas Music Massacre
Hello I am a cowboy and I have something to say
and my name begins with “J”.
I’m in the band since 40 years
but I’ve still to play.
The concert hall is burning when I enter the stage
and the girls can’t stop to cry.
When the dynamite explodes
it’s time to say goodbye.
The next cowboy is playing the gutiar in this band
and sometimes only with one hand.
He’s the best guy for this job
in our whole wide land.
The concert hall is screaming, he would join if he could
But his voice is always mute
The Joker with the magic fingers
plays now for you.
The cowboy on the drums is playing like a storm
and he knows how to perform
that is as rare as
to see an unicorn.
The concert hall is cheering, everybody looks at him
nobody can resist
The bull is running wild
and won’t stop this.