Texas Music Massacre

Hello I am a cowboy and I have something to say
and my name begins with “J”.
I’m in the band since 40 years
but I’ve still to play.
The concert hall is burning when I enter the stage
and the girls can’t stop to cry.
When the dynamite explodes
it’s time to say goodbye.

The next cowboy is playing the gutiar in this band
and sometimes only with one hand.
He’s the best guy for this job
in our whole wide land.
The concert hall is screaming, he would join if he could
But his voice is always mute
The Joker with the magic fingers
plays now for you.

The cowboy on the drums is playing like a storm
and he knows how to perform
that is as rare as
to see an unicorn.
The concert hall is cheering, everybody looks at him
nobody can resist
The bull is running wild
and won’t stop this.

Harley Named Stan

I’m driving through the wild wild west,
on my shiny horse of steel.
Once, I exchanged it for my stallion,
now I notice it was a bad deal.

I didn’t know, that I need fuel,
without, the Harley will not drive.
My horse only needed some food
so there was never any strife.

Ref: Hey, I want my horse back!
Say, do you need a Harley named Stan?
May I get my horse back, that I can ride again?

Always I have the same problems,
police stops me, cause I’m too fast.
Or Stan stands in the workshop
I don’t know how long that will last.

I would give anything to get
my horse back, back from you!
Also money doesn’t matter
or anything else, that I should do.

Dry Guy

I’m a Dry Guy, I drink no water!
I’m a Dry Guy, I drink no water!
Give me beer, give me a whiskey, give me gin
but as Dry Guy I drink no water!!!
I’m a Dry Guy I drink no water!
I’m a Dry Guy I drink no water!
Give me rum , give me tequila, give me wine
but as Dry Guy I drink no water!!!

Country Anarchy

Which music do you love?
Which music do you hear?
You listen to it and and the same time
you drink a lot of beer.

Bridge: the power of rock
the feeling of soul
a little bit of blues
and much more from rock’n’roll
we do what we want
we do what we need
we do what we want
and your ear must bleed.

Ref: This is Country Anarchy – Country Anarchy
the Country Anarchy – Country Anarchy
nobody needs to breath, to eat, to drink
the Country Anarchy gives you your energy

For all the Cows II

Now I will tell you the story about my last great love.
About a beautiful, black-white stained girl
Every day I touched her and looked into her eyes,
but I did not understand her fucking lies.

Ref: For all the cows
I give a Fuck yeah
For all the cows
I don‘t care
For all the cows
I give a fuck yeah
For all the cows,
that told lies to me, I do not care.

Every morning I came to her, to get the thing I want.
She gave it without any cry,
without complain but then I noticed her frustration.
There was something strange but I don’t know why.

Now she’s away, didn’t tell a word but muh.
Never see her again, this fucking kuh.
She is gone with someone else, who loves her meat.
But I found a new great love, now I love a sheep.

Lonely Riders

Now they riding their horses for years
everywhere on earth they settled down
No doubts, ‘bout what they do, even no fears
can stop them to show you their sound.

Ref: The lonely riders will not rest,
until they get what they want.
To show their music to the whole world
until everybody listen to their words.

It doesn’t matter how far their ride will go
how much time they have to spend on their way.
Not even snow, a storm or heavy rain
can stop them or lead them astray

If russia, spain or england
they have been everywhere
gave everyone their music’
at every single fair
their job is not finished
there are so many bars
where they want to play and
become the greatest stars.

Ref: The lonely riders will not rest,
until they get what they want.
To show their music to the whole world
until everybody, really everybody listen to their words.

Drunken Boogie

You came into the hall
you shook the hands of all
the first step to the bar
your order: whiskey an cigars
great music you can listen
TMM is out of prison
they playing tonight live
you can start to dance with jive.

Bridge: Show me the move, I want to see it in front of stage
feel our grove and shake your leg, your head and now your boobies.

Ref: Shake your boobie boobie
We’ll dance the drunken boogie.
(nobody has to stand, party on until the end)

There’s no limit fpr tonight,
in the spotlight you are right
there’s nothing left to do
only dancing just like you
TMM is our passion
you don’t know the word depression
have a smile, enjoy the night
you see the feeling that is right.

Ref: Shake your boobie boobie
We’ll dance the drunken boogie.
(nobody has to stand, party on until the end)

God is a Cowboy

Do you know these creepy guys?
With black clothes and long hair.
Listen to the evil music
that we never would dare!

Bridge: Music sended by the devil
Loud guitars, the drums too fast, it makes me ill.

Ref: Cause I live for country music, never want to hear such noise.
Heavy metal is too stupid, never will be a good choice.

Only shoutings and fast beats,
determine this horrible sound.
Can’t understand how someone can like this,
without squardance in the crowd.

Bridge: Music sended by the devil
Loud guitars, the drums too fast, it makes me ill.

Ref: Cause I live for country music, never want to hear such noise
Heavy metal is too stupid, never will be a good choice
If god could, know, he would ban it, he would bring it back to hell.
Cause I am sure he is a cowboy, so there’s nothing left to tell.

Cause I’m sure God is a cowboy!!

Better Days

Wish I could travel back in time,
back to our youth.
Where future seemed so far away
no concerns ’bout the truth.
Problems never has been in sight,
we lived from day to day.
No one knows where we will go,
where is the end of way.

Ref: I know the times have changed,
I know it’s hard to understand.
But I’m sure we will never forget
This better days as friends.

Can you remember to this time
when we met everyday?
The world was not as big as now
wasn’t easy to go away.
But out of sight out of mind
years were passed by.
I won’t believe but understand,
that time does not lie.

We shared our secrets and our dreams.
Isn’t easy to accept,
that this life never will come back,
but no reasons to regret.
It is over, it’s the past
the future has began.
Time to start another life
and maybe we meet again.